Hello.

Today is Craig Bruce's birthday, so it only feels apt that this blog would be born on such a commemorative day. After knowing Craig for over 3 years it feels selfish to keep his renowned personality to those that surround him, and in a selfless act, I have decided to share him with the rest of the internet world.

Let's first start with a formal introduction. As he's not here to do it himself, a picture will have to suffice. This is Craig:



Ooops, wrong picture. THIS is Craig.:



The likeliness is uncanny. Until I met his parents I actually thought Louis Walsh was a closet heterosexual and had fathered a love child, but it turns out that wasn't the case. If nothing else, Craig must be Louis's doppleganger; they look the same and they even have the same personality. If Louis is on a TV Show; Craig is watching it. If Louis puts through Wagner, Jedward or Tesco Mary; Craig wants to put them through too.

You may recognise this fellow:



Yes, it's Craig David. Craig David has been said to believe that Leigh Francis and Bo Selecta has ruined his career; with everyone forgetting classics such as 7 Days and Fill Me In and instead is now associated with Soda Pop and catchphrases such as 'C'mon Kez'. But this message is to Craig David; I'm going to revitalise your career. And you know why? Craig Bruce's middle name is David. Craig David Bruce. And with a legend like that; it's going to be cool to have Craig David in your name all over again.